Your phone still rings. Hattie pings you the second nobody picks up.

$500 – $1,000 in lost profit per missed after-hours call · 90% of those callers never leave a voicemail · they dial the next shop on Google in 8 seconds.

The missed call is the one that hurts. From the moment Hattie’s on your line, every unanswered ring fires an instant email alert to your inbox — caller’s number, time, ready to call back tonight. As soon as your carrier approval clears (3 to 5 business days after sign-up), Hattie also texts the caller back within ten seconds in English or Spanish, so they don’t dial the next shop. $499 to set up. $149 a month to keep it running. That’s it.

Buy Hattie Lite — $499 + $149/mo Or call/text Chris — (866) 481-6507

The call you didn’t answer last Tuesday

“An automated text response for missed calls within about 60 seconds” was the single biggest fix. Not faster callbacks — the text while the caller was still deciding who to call.— u/StahlOPs, r/Plumbing, Feb 2026
“If it’s past 3 PM on Friday, I won’t begin checking voicemails until 7 AM on Monday.” A real plumber saying it in public. Every Friday-afternoon caller is gone by Monday.— u/Pipe_Vato, r/Plumbing, Feb 2026
$500 – $1,000 in lost profit per missed after-hours call. Tracked for a week: 8 to 10 calls between 6 PM and midnight, 90 percent no voicemail.— u/Imaginary_moron, r/smallbusiness, Dec 2025

The offer

Two things happen the moment a call to your business goes unanswered. One — you get an email.Caller’s number, time, ready to call back. That fires on the very first unanswered call from the day Hattie’s on your line. Two — Hattie texts the caller back herselfwithin ten seconds: “Hi, this is the team at [Your Shop]. I’m on a job — text me what you need and your zip code and I’ll get back to you tonight. If it’s an emergency, reply URGENT and I’ll call you right back.” The auto-text turns on as soon as your A2P carrier registration approves (3 to 5 business days after sign-up). No AI conversations, no calendar booking, no dashboard to learn.

Live from Day 1 — included in the $499 setup

A local 830-area number or we port your existing one — your choice
Instant email alerts to your inbox the moment any call goes unanswered — caller number, time, ready to call back
Missed-call webhook configured to fire the alert in under 10 seconds
Auto-reply text template tuned to your trade (HVAC, plumbing, electrical, or general) — ready to flip on the day your A2P approves
A2P 10DLC brand registration on your business with the carriers — typically clears in 3 to 5 business days, and the moment it does Hattie starts texting callers back automatically
Bilingual English + Spanish auto-reply, triggered by the caller’s carrier data
Urgent-keyword routing — if a caller texts back URGENT, your phone buzzes loudly immediately
30-minute walkthrough call when she’s live

Included monthly ($149/mo)

Phone line + text usage up to 1,000 replies per month (more than any 1-to-3-truck shop will ever use)
30 minutes of tuning a month — change hours, rewrite the text, add a service
Monthly recap email: calls missed, replies received, conversion rate
Text and email support directly from Chris
No contract. Cancel any time. Keep your number.

What Hattie Lite is NOT

Not a voice AI. Your caller gets a text from you, not a robot on the phone.
Not appointment booking — that’s the full Hattie product ($1,500 + $699/mo).
Not a CRM or dashboard. It just texts and notifies you. That’s the point.

30-day money-back guarantee

If Hattie doesn’t catch a missed call in your first 30 days, full refund. Setup fee included. No forms, no support tickets, no phone-tree to escape. Email Chris and the money is back in your account within 48 hours. We can do this because she works — but the risk is on us, not you.

One-time setup

$499

Paid up front. We’re live on your line in a week.

Monthly after that

$149/mo

Phone line, text usage, tuning, support, recap. Cancel any time.

How it works

Day 0 — You say yes + fill a short form. Legal business name, EIN, address, owner cell, trade, business hours. Takes four minutes.
Days 1 – 2 — I build + flip on email alerts. I set up your phone line, point the missed-call webhook at Hattie, and submit your A2P brand registration to the carriers. Email alerts to your inbox are live the moment your new line answers its first call — no carrier review needed.
Days 3 – 7 — A2P clears and the auto-text turns on. Three to five business days on the carrier side. The moment they green-light your brand, Hattie starts texting callers back within ten seconds — same line, same number, no extra work on your end. Day 7 we do a walkthrough call.

Objections, answered

“What if my customers hate AI?”

They never see an AI. They get a regular text from your shop name. That’s it. The AI is just the thing that notices the missed call and presses send.

“Can I keep my current number?”

Yes. We port it into your new account. Takes 5 to 10 extra days. Your customers still dial the number on your truck. Nothing on the outside of your business changes.

“What if I cancel?”

You stop paying. You keep your number. No penalty, no contract. Everything we built is yours.

“Why not the full Hattie?”

When you’re ready to have her actually pick up the phone and book the job, that’s Hattie DFY at $1,500 + $699/mo. Hattie Lite is the on-ramp. Most shops stay on Lite for two or three months before they upgrade.

Why not Smith.ai, Rosie, or Goodcall?

We’re flat-priced, no caller cap, and built by a founder who answers his own email. The bigger names have a track record their own customers complain about — publicly.

Smith.ai — $270 to $800/mo. From a Trustpilot review (Jan 2026): “Cannot cancel. They make you email to request cancellation. Super dishonest business.”
Rosie— $149 to $299/mo. From the company’s own users on YouTube (Sep 2025): “People know it’s a bot and they don’t like it. We’re sending all our calls back to voicemail for the time being.”
Goodcall— $99 to $199/mo, but priced per “unique caller.” A shop with 400 unique callers a month pays $174 — same as the next tier up. Surprise.
Hattie Lite — $499 once, $149/mo flat. The caller gets a text from your shop, not a robot on the line. Cancel any time. Founder picks up email same day. 30-day money-back.

Book a Hattie demo

Want to see Hattie answer one of your missed calls? Drop your number and we’ll text you to confirm a 10-minute demo. No call-center, no robo-dial. Just Chris and Hattie.

Ready? Three ways in.

Buy now — $499 + $149/moStripe checkout. Intake form right after.(866) 481-6507Call or text Chris directly — 24/7 ChristopherHoward@chairflowsolutions.comEmail with any questions. Most replies same day.

— Chris Howard, founder · ChairFlow Solutions LLC · Fredericksburg, TX